Land of the Free, Home of the Brave…You Wouldn’t Understand

Here, take a mirror
To me, it can’t be any clearer
So far, so right
Tell me, how is this alright?
So far, so right,
Tell me, how is this alright?

Well, I’m heading on down Texas way
To see the invasion – gonna stop it today
So I grabbed my gun and made my way south
Gonna shoot the savages right in their mouths
But I tripped on the way and I fell down
And the gun went off and it split my crown

Then I wandered around aimlessly
Before I made Dixie, they elected me
I had what it took to get the job done
Though I lost my head, I still had my gun
My constituents gave me a bullhorn
So I turned it on and said, “Invasion
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
We’re the beacon for the world, and this is how we behave
Our forefathers came from faraway lands
Seeking freedom - you just wouldn’t understand
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Beacon for freedom, it’s the American way”

Well I said, “Grab your guns and gather around
We’re gonna stop the illegals from ruining our town
Don’t know what they want, don’t care what they need
But they’re keeping me from my American Greed
With their wanton eyes, it’s all part of their plan
To send their kids up here to take command

Well, we’ll put ‘em in cages and throw away the key
Now try taking my freedom from me
They can’t take all our jobs, they can’t eat up our food
If all of their gangs have been locked up for good
So if you see ‘em in the streets, you can grab ‘em by the pussies
And fling them on back to their shithole countries
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Beacon for the world, and this is how we behave
Our forefathers came from faraway lands
Seeking freedom - you just wouldn’t understand
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Beacon for freedom, it’s the American way”

Welcome to ‘Merica where we’ve always been free
We love our past - it’s our fantasy
We’re free to choose our own education
It’s not for those in the invasion
Keep your “information” away from me
Unless you wanna go down in history

Don’t worry, the Amazon burns throughout the night
So they’ll have no problem seeing the light
And when they get back home, they can all get jobs
And export their lives to the American slob
Praise be to god for making us truly free
To do what we want and say as we please
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Beacon for the world and this is how we behave
Our forefathers came from faraway lands
Seeking freedom - you just wouldn’t understand
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
Beacon for freedom, it’s the American way

Land of the Free, Home of the Brave…You Wouldn’t Understand - YouTube demo
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave…You Wouldn’t Understand - Live at Oswego Music Hall (3/6/2020)
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave…You Wouldn’t Understand - bandcamp