It’s Called Art, Ever Heard of It?

I’m gonna buy an AI, install it on a cart
Then push it to museums where we’ll create art
It’s called art, ever heard of it?
Do us a favor and read a goddamn textbook

I’ll input my query, and ask my AI
What’s the most offensive thing that makes humans cry
I’ll write it in cursive, and without delay
March the canvas inside, and put it on display
It’s called art
Ever heard of it?

People will gasp after reading the answer
Then it’ll go viral, spreading just like cancer
AI runs on the sun to offset my offense
And I push AI myself like useful humans
It’s called art
Ever heard of it?

Despite my making and breaking the rules
No one will learn with caveman burns in the schools
It’s called art
It’s called art
Ever heard of it?

Oh humans, oh humans
Oh the humanity

On the screen, I see me
Warts are bigger on TV
Block the windows, hold the door (Hodor!)
I don’t wanna see me anymore
Black out the windows, hold the door (Hodor!)
I don’t wanna see me anymore
It’s called art, it’s called art
It’s called art, ever heard of it?

It’s called art
It’s called art
Ever heard of it?

Written August 2023
It's Called Art, Ever Heard of It? - The Stoffice Modes Sessions, ep. 13